Nope, it wasn't the drunken uncle trying to pull your mate, nor the unwelcome ex, or even the racist grandad that caused a brawl at a Bradford wedding on Saturday. The offensive item was the humble pork pie.
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| A pork pie, for anyone who for some reason doesn't know what a pork pie looks like. |
It is unclear exactly why the party goers were fighting over a pie and not who got to sleep with the maid of honour, but according to a tweet from the West Yorkshire Police, that is exactly what happened.
The police received a call at 7.21pm on Saturday and responded to an ‘ongoing disturbance’ at the Harold Club on New Works Road in Low Moor, Bradford.
A force spokeswoman said; "A number of officers attended and the matter was quickly brought under control. Two arrests were made for assault, with those arrested being bailed pending further inquiries. Another person was arrested for a public order matter and has been given a fixed penalty."
"Police units resumed from the scene shortly after 8pm."
Next time, instead of a finger buffet, maybe stick to a fixed menu. Seems like it would be less of a recipe for disaster.
Gemma Clark