I wish that title was a lie, but no, there’s really a dude
wandering around with two wangs. He’s recently come to fame (well, internet
fame…) for his a picture posting on Reddit under the woefully imaginative handle
of “Double Dick Dude”.
What’s having two dicks like then? He seems pretty happy
with it. They both work fine, although because of the double pressure on his
prostate they need ‘draining’ every day. But surely this must affect his
chances with the ladies? Or the dudes, as he’s bisexual. Sure some have reacted
as you might expect; with shock, horror or disbelief, but others have been cool
with it.
Those lucky ones who were perfectly happy with the
buy-one-get-one-free deal apparently have no issues accommodating both. His
current girlfriend and boyfriend are more than comfortable taking two, although
in the past he’s had to start with one and build it up to two. Still seems pretty
awkward, especially given they hang at almost a right angle from each other.
If you want to see the hydra then your options are limited
as he has no aspirations to do porn, as he doesn’t want people to think he’s a
freak. Which would be a rational argument if he hadn’t posted crotch selfies on
the internet. But never fear, we’re here to help you, and to that end here is a
link to a photo of two dicks one dude. And you’d be right to assume it’s NSFW,
what with it being a dick pic and all. In good conscious however, I cannot
advise actually clicking on it.
@ari_carri