I don’t BREE-lieve it!
A local “Swiss Cheese Pervert” of the town of Mayfair in the city PhIlidelphia in Pennsylvania, USA was arrested this week.
After the story being reported locally but also nationally on NBC News, the area was told to be on vigilant of the man who exposed himself in a parked car earlier in the month to passers-by’s disgust.
I CAMEMBERT this story!
Christoper Pagano, 41 from Mayfair told various women and offered money to let them “watch him put Swiss cheese on his privates”.
Local journalist for Philly Mag, Victor Fiorillo tracked the man down last week and Pagano had this to say:
"I don't know what you're talking about. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Sometimes people confuse me with someone else."
But there is STILTON’s of information to get through.
Pagano was known to send requests on dating websites asking women if they “would be interested in wrapping slices of Swiss cheese around his penis before pleasuring him.”
He is currently detained and awaiting trial.
Clearly his alibi was full of holes. Also is it only me who thinks this is funnier because it happened in Philadelphia?