To say 38 year old Blondie Bennett is a Barbie fan would be an understatement. She's doing everything she can to become the iconic doll.
This has thus far involved numerous boob jobs, regular spray tanning, Botox, lip fillers and lipo, just to mention a few. This has all been funded by a number of online sugar daddies.
But just looking the part (kind of) isn't enough for Blondie, who's now decided to start having hypnotherapy to make herself more vapid and ditzy. As she puts it: "I want people to see me as a plastic sex doll - and being brainless is a big part of that."
Her quest to be Barbie sort of falls apart here though. Whilst Barbie comes under fire a lot for being focused on looks and shopping, a quick look back at Barbie's history shows us she's never been brainless. She's been an astronaut, presidential candidate and doctor, among many, many other things, and these are generally high-achieving career pathways.
Also, we might have missed something, but when did this iconic children's toy become a sex doll? Please tell us that's not really a thing.
Ari Carrington