Sex is probably one of the less typical uses for pizza, but that didn't stop a guy from allegedly trying it. Surprisingly enough, it was pretty hot, which is usually a good thing for pizza, but not so much if you're putting it on your junk. We can't really stress this enough; don't put pizza on your junk.
After the burning (which we're pretty certain didn't ACTUALLY happen as, unlike Dominos, we checked out the guys Twitter account), he took to Twitter to let Dominos and the world know what had happened. Dominos recommended contacting the head office, because that's likely to work out well for everyone involved. The conversation is beautiful; just read:
Of course, not content with just that, Lad_Vigo (the guy in question) continued his Twitter campaign. He offered the Daily Star an interview about the pizza incident for "300 quid and 4 e cig liquids". His bad luck continued through the night as he had to contact X-box support as well;
And we'll end with his latest tweet, which is far more sinister than it first appears...
Ari Carrington