We know the sluttiest city in the UK. We know the kinkiest
city in the UK. We know the sluttiest individual student in the UK. But up till
now we didn’t know which individual uni was topping the charts and dominating
the bedroom.
All that has changed following a survey by The Tab. They’ve
tallied up 28 universities to see how many people the average student has slept
with, and who’s number is bigger than average and who’s coming up short. So even
if your uni didn’t make the list, we can still see how you compare.
We’re hearing the average girl has slept with 7.7 people,
and the average lad a whopping 10. Although they’ve also thoughtfully collected
the stats on who lies about their number the most. A quarter of the girls will
lie; with 20% slut-shamed into lowering it, and 5% upping it. Only 22% of the
boys will lie; but that sees 12% pushing it up and 10% shrinking it. The rule
of three might need an update.
Now for the results. Hitting the top-spot with a massive 14
sexual partners is Oxford Brookes. That’s 4 more than the average, and a lead
of 2.5, which is pretty impressive. Down at the bottom of the list is Queen’s
Belfast with an almost shockingly low 3.2. The full list:
#1 Oxford Brookes 14
#2 Plymouth 11.5
#3 Liverpool 10.8 (not a bad performance from the UK’s
sluttiest city)
#4 Leeds 10.7
#5 Northumbria 10.6
#6 Newcastle 10.5
#7 Manchester 10.3
#8 Hull 10.2
#9 Warwick 9.3
#10 Edinburgh 8.8
#11 Oxford 8.7
#12 Imperial 8.6
#13 Aberdeen 8.4
#14 Durham 8.4
#15 Nottingham 8.4
#16 Lincoln 8.2
#17 Sheffield 8
#18 Kent 7.9
#19 UEA 7.9
#20 Exeter 7.7 (statistic may have been provided solely by
UK’s sluttiest student here)
#21 Cardiff 7.6
#22 Sussex 7.6
#23 UCL 7.4
#24 Leicester 7.2
#25 Bristol 7
#26 Cambridge 6.4
#27 Birmingham 5.3
#28 Queen’s Belfast 3.2
But wait there’s more! They’ve also collected a few stats on
how students are presenting themselves and what they’re trying out. The study
shows 31% of students have tried anal, but only 25% have tried bondage, showing
that 50 shades is apparently not as popular in practice as people think. In
terms on landscaping, 10% are showing a fully untamed natural finish, whilst
30% are going bare. It would seem more students are on the anti-pube side.
Ari Carrington