Pharrell Williams isn't a vampire... which is good to know.




Pharrell Williams is NOT a vampire, apparently. Which I suppose is a relief.

The singer/producer/music-industry-monopolising/mad hat wearing musician, has decided to go on record saying that he is not a vampire, after the internet started spewing theories about how the 40 year old maintained his youthful features.


But considering there have been no reports from his many recent musical collaborators that he launched onto them and sucked their  life blood through their necks, we're calling bullshit on that one. 

When asked by a Time Out reporter about his hemophiliac tendencies and fear of garlic, he responded quite frankly:
"I’m willing to go on record as saying that I don’t drink people’s blood. How do I stay so young-looking for a 40-year-old? I wash my face."
 

Nice try, internet. Pharrell has an unusual name. That doesn't make his a distant cousin of Edward Cullen. Nor does his interesting choice of headgear make him Van Helsings great-great-grandson.


Gemma Clark