There is literally no end to how dumb people can be, is the
lesson here today, especially teenagers. A 17 year old girl from New York was
recently charged with a drug offense for buying Rice Krispies.
Having “borrowed” some money from her mum to buy half an
ounce of pot with, she met with a dealer who decided to completely take
advantage of the blatant facts that 1) she was not smart, 2) she had not had or
seen pot before even on tv, and 3) she really really was not smart.
So he mixed together some Rice Krispies and some Oregano and
charged her $210 (£127). The price was pretty standard apparently, although
that’s based on pot prices. For Rice Krispies, that’s one hell of a mark up.
He’s been arrested for selling imitation marijuana and she’s
picked up a drug offense, and a place at Dumbass academy (not actually a real
thing).
Ari Carrington