Mario’s Secrets Unveiled; Nintendo branded Ecstasy hits the Streets


The Belgium club scene is the new go to place for nerds to party, and I’m guessing play a whole lot of techno. Because they aren’t just popping the E, they’re popping Nintendo branded E, because that’s 100% cooler.

We’re going to go out on a limb here and suggest it’s not an official and endorsed Nintendo product. Although we could be wrong; it sure would explain all the shit Mario’s been getting up to all these years. What did you think those power stars were made of?




Apparently, just like video games it’s a whole lot of fun; here’s one users take on it:

“12pm - both rolling hard, I'm guessing because it's our first time its real strong for us, we're rolling everywhere, staring at my lampshade and laughing for ages, saying how pretty the walls and lights are! But my friend seems to be much higher than me so I drop the other half.

1am - from this point on everything is a bit of a blur, the other half kicked in hard and I felt on top of the world, we were both so euphoric and empathetic we spent one second dancing and the next minute cuddling saying we loved each other (we're both straight, known each other since we were 10) but it just felt so right at the time”

Say no to drugs, kids.

Ari Carrington