Selling adverts are pretty commonplace on the internet nowadays and websites like Gumtree and eBay usually follow the same template when the seller wants to pass on their item.
Not however, for this adventurous character, who put his bike up for sale yesterday. Who knew they had ninjas up in Tyne and Wear...?
Notable features on this particular two wheeler include "Sissy Gear", "Big Muscles Gear" and a flat seat that apparently won't try to penetrate you. Which is good to know.
So, if you are a serious buyer and/or a pisshead - here is the original Gumtree post. Good luck!