We’ve all played menu roulette at a foreign eatery, and nine
times out of ten it ends with you eating something’s entrails wrapped in
something else’s ballsack. Or worse still, you’ll find your favourite domesticated
animal, Rover, on a bap with some mustard and a stick of celery. Bad times
indeed, but those oddball meals aren’t even on the same page as some food items
up for grabs at one African hotel/restaurant.
Have you ever woke up in the morning and thought “Mmmm, I’m
in the mood for some human head today”? And no, I’m not talking about oral sex.
If the answer is a resounding yes then grab your passport and board a flight to
Anamabra, Nigeria. Roasted human head meat is actually on the menu at this
place, or it was until police ram-raided the gaff and arrested 11 people.
Police seized two AK-47s as well as other weapons and
discovered two human heads wrapped in cellophane at the back of the building.
The police were tipped off by residents with one saying, “I always noticed funny movements in and out of the
hotel. I was not surprised when the police made this discovery.”
I think there's a Hannibal Lecter pun lurking in this story somewhere. A cyber pat on the back to whoever comes up with the best one.